can we take a second to talk about my crush??????
yes. let us. a lot of you probably know matt from orange is the new black, non? he was just a random guy for me until i realized that he might be THE PERFECT PERSON.
have you seen his t-shirt for international women’s day? ”i’m not a feminist because…. a: i don’t understand that it just means believing in gender equality b: i’m an asshole”. I MEAN WHAT.
and the insta post in the bottom right. and the fast that his bio states him being an intersectional feminist. literally DYING. <3 (in other words: pro tip to all my tinder swipes: just say you are (and be) a feminist and i will instantly turn into a heart eye emoji).
the other night i even DREAMED about meeting him in a café that had all these polish signs. he worked there so i asked him: ”so what’s with the polish signs?” -”i’m half polish”, he says. so i say ”what? i’m half polish too!” (no, he’s not half polish irl) and he replies (in polish): ”so we should definitely get to know each other better”. DEAD. CRIED when i woke up
soooo. that’s what it’s like to be 14 again with a celeb crush? (i’m turning 25 next month and i just changed my screen wallpaper to this……who am i). seriously heartbroken over the fact that i will never marry him. or will i? CAN I????
matt mcgorry. min största kändiscrush nånsin. vill gråta för att han är utom räckhåll. det var allt.